Friday, 27 March 2009
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Like, omg.
Every now and then, I sign in to Xanga and just sigh. "It's so boring here. I'm going to Myspace!"
Anyway.
I've decided to share a bunch of random facts with you, and since they're facts, I shouldn't have to share them with you, because you people are smart. But I'm going to, anyway.
All of this is serious bidness.
- If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee were to fight to the death, Michael Jackson would win.
- Paris Hilton is hot.
- Barbie is too fat.
Wait, never mind.
She's good.
- Emo kids should stop killing themselves and just die already.
- Girls suck at video games. All girls.
- Chinese fire drills are not awesome.
- Twilight is very, very gay.
- Almost as gay as the Jonas Brothers.
- And Zac Efron.
- But not quite as gay as David Archuleta.
- Feminism is awesome.
- Miley Cyrus is the next octo-mom.
- People who complete their sentences are
- It would be very, very funny if Herpes cured Cancer.
- Seal clubbing should be a national sport. Even at the zoo.
- Vegetarians are stupid for not eating meat, this is why the earth is overpopulated with animals.
- People who care about their personal hygiene are dumb. There are other things you could be doing with your time.
- I don't like Obama, because he's been in there two months and hasn't made me rich yet.
- Nobody should wait for marriage.
- Bush was the best president evar.
I think I'll share a few personal things for once, as well. Even though you don't care.
- My sister is marrying some dude in May. He looks like Chuck Norris, and I am not even kidding. He also used to be a cheerleader, but now he's a cagefighter/wrestler. And he's like 3' 2".
- We have thirteen puppies that need homes like really really soon, because they're seven weeks today and they're getting huge.
- I'm kinda sorta considering taking an extended break from Xanga. (*coughnotcomingbackcough*
- Your mother.
Also,
Does anyone else think this doggy bears a vague resemblance to the Joker?
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Comments (154)
very vague.
Bush wuz the besstest presdint evver. what u takin bout?
lol I see what you did there
O hai. I iz da Ceiling Cat and I sez U iz funnies. kthxbai.
*points to projector screen* "...And THIS is your brain on myspace." hehe
~V
quel gatto e caldo.
Also, drugs make you cool.
Ur gonna b like tha next Bill Gates rite?
i like the dogggg. haha
You're not allowed to leave...so I hope you're joking...
YOU'RE LEAVING!!! Why are all the amazing people leaving!?!?
hahah another funny post :]
Don't leave us. :)
(go see my post for why the next part of this makes sense)
Otherwise I might have to come and find you.
I would drown if you quit posting.
But then I would find you on Facebook!
us vegetarians are stupid for not eating meat... that's why the world is overpopulated with humans ;)
You're just jealous of Zac Efron's dreamy sea-blue eyes.
i hate feminism. i miss the good old days when women were just supposed to cook and have babies. i don't feel like going to college anymore
And don't you dare leave xanga. DON'T YOU DARE.
Nope. I'll pwn you in all games evar.
Dan will love you for the seal clubbing. =]
don't leaveeeee
what a random brain you have. why would you leave xanga ??? -.-
like, OMG, where have YOU been?! LMAO....
PARIS HILTON FUCKS THE WORLD OVER!!!
awww. i love you?
you forgot, istephaniemarie is the shitz.
haha, this made me laugh so hard!